Hoot

I've hung up my hot pants, changed majors, and become a housewife-slash-cat-lady, minus the wife bit. My life is no longer so blatantly sexy as it once was, but there are far fewer yeast infections to be had. If my present itch-free existence intrigues (you poor lifeless soul), check out Hoot. To the rest, thank you for reading, and please stop emailing me with requests for my used pantyhose.