Friday, January 8, 2010

Quack, Quack

I very rarely use words like, 'whore,' or 'slut' in a serious manner to describe someone as I find it incredibly presumptuous and judgmental. Who am I (or anyone) to decide what sort of behavior warrants a declaration of sluttiness? In addition, no one has ever clarified to meet the standards that one must meet in order to truly be considered a whore. Is it more slutty to have sex with ten people, all of whom you have been in serious relationships with, or to simply have four one night stands? Furthermore, even if someone is a total skank, it's really none of my business. That being said...If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has three strains of genital warts like a duck, then it's probably a slutty duck.

A regular and I were chatting about cheating significant others and Acedia overheard. She interrupted me to brag at length about how she cheated on her current boyfriend. Now, not only did she brag about cheating, which in and of itself I wouldn't necessarily deem skankish, she bragged about whom she cheated on her boyfriend with (his best friend) and where she cheated on him with (in her boyfriend's and his best friend's shared home), but she also bragged about how she cheated on her boyfriend (with the door open while he was home). Seriously, if that doesn't make one a whoreish duck then I don't know what does.