I have great news to share! I have finally, at long last, discovered my new motto, and it is all thanks to a (former) Hooters fan! May I present to you the email that led to the unearthing of this most delicious find!No bun--no fun. New shorts cover more. Add pantyhose underneath and you may as well close up shop. We moved over to the Tilted Kilt for the games...bare legs, bare midriff. Hooters is old school.
Just our opinion.
Good luck with the "comfortable" gym shorts thing. yuck.
That's right. No bun, no fun! And God forbid we don something slightly more comfortable while we work twelve hour shifts delivering wings and beer to delightful men like this one. It's ingrates like this one who really give us reason to, "close up shop," and tell our customers to seek their, "games," elsewhere. I've got to admit, however, that I am quite enthralled by how quotable this disparaging little email is!
By the way, this will bring my December post count up to five. So what if half of the entry was written by someone else? Count it!