Remember how I promised a post containing Hooters clip art for New Year's? Well, apparently I don't have Hooters clip art for New Year's Eve. I have multiple pictures for every other Holiday with a shoddily drawn Hooters Girl, but nothing for today. I guess you'll just have to settle for an image of the Virgin Mary in a Hooters Girl's tank top that I forgot I had until after Christmas. It's more humorous anyway.

Happy New Year, everyone. May all of your laughingly over-reaching and painfully earnest resolutions be met with success.