As I am sure you are all aware, I am a terribly shitty blogger. Last December I busted out a whopping thirty-five posts for my at the time non-existent readership. This December you'll see four such posts, two of which are totally cheating and consist primarily of a holiday themed Hooters picture that was swiped from some abandoned section of the Hooters merchandise website and a half-assed greeting to accompany them. I am also a rather shitty email answerer (Yes, now I am using words that are not really words. Not only am I shitty at blogging and answering emails, but I am now also a shitty linguist.) who is in the unfortunate habit of reading emails and only replying to some immediately. As I usually neglect to hit the delete button once an email has been responded to, I often return several There is also a new way to ask questions (and help cut down on the number of emails I must regularly wade through), particularly if you don't want to use your regular email account and are too lazy to create a throw away one. Near the top of the page, on the right hand side of your screen, just below my, "Oh Hais, Ima HoOterZ GuRl!" introduction, there is a box where you can submit questions anonymously and easily through my formspring account. As it appears that at least one of you has already figured out how the whole thing works, I won't waste time explaining it any further. I am now off to answer emails and formspring questions in a DayQuil induced haze!
I'm sorry...What's that you say? You'd like to hear about my job as a Hooters Girl? Yeah, about that...I'm sick and I have a pile of boxes that are waiting to be unpacked in my new, falling apart, hundred and twelve year-old house. I won't be back to work for a little while.
